Translating from Disney into English

  • Uses bash, which connects to the Pen.el server.
  • Uses the world translation prompt

Rugby pick up lines

  • Good ones:
    • I’m a total scrumptious hunk of man meat.
    • I like your tackles.
    • I’m just trying to tackle your heart.
    • I think you would be a good scrum half.
    • You can tackle me anytime.

Tomato pick up lines

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Are you a slice of juicy sweetness?
I think you're sweet enough to be a Cherry Tomato.
Are you a good tomato, or are you bad tomato?
You look like an edible fruit.
I'm a little red, ripe, and sweet for you.
You look like a juicy ripened tomato.
Do you like tomatoes? Cuz I'd like to be a vegetable to you.
I don't know if you're a good tomato or a bad tomato.
I like your tom-attitude.
If I could grow a tomato, I'd grow one for you.
You look ripe and ready for picking.
You look like you're ripe.
You must be a tomato because you're hot, juicy, and you make my mouth water.
You look like a juicy tomato.
I like you because you're red hot.
You look like a tasty piece of tomato.
I've been waiting all year for you to be in season.
I'd love to be your fruit basket.
You look like a good tomato to grow, a tasty one.
Are you a hot tomato or a cool cucumber?
How do you like your tomatoes? In a salad, or inside a sandwich?
You look like a beefsteak to me.
You're red hot babe.
I'd like to be your cherry topper.
You look like a delicious tomato.
I think you're sweet.
If you were a tomato, I would keep you in my garden.
I want to be your fresh tomato.
If I were a tomato, I'd want to be your ketchup.

GPT-J pick up lines

It’s not really a fair contest vs GPT-3 because the OpenAI API has support for n-completions, where the Aix API does not, currently, so It’s harder to cherry pick.

They are quite good though.

  • Cooking:

    • I’m as good as the food I cook.
    • I think you’d taste delicious with a healthy dose of salt.
  • Programming:

    • I wonder if you’d be a good maintenance guy.
    • I think we’re made for each other.
  • Space:

    • You look safe, and I’d like to explore the stars.
    • You’re my ride into infinity.
  • Music:

    • I like your hair. It’s the color of the ocean in summer.
    • You look like the kind of music that I would listen to when I’m alone.

Micro horror stories with GPT-j

  • And I think my AIx key may have run out!

Shower

He always leaves the shower running while he’s in the tub. I have to remember not to let him see his face on the shower curtain.

Demo

Lists of interesting things

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pena list-of 10 "flying pokemon" | uniqnosort
Dragonair
Dratini
Drifblim
Dragonite
Drapion
Drifloon
Pidgeot
Pidgeotto
Pidgey
Zubat
Fearow
Farfetch'd
Pidgeott
Tauros
Hoothoot
Swellow
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pena list-of 10 "pokemon abilities" | uniqnosort
Speed Boost
Shield Dust
Dry Skin
Inner Focus
Illuminate
Pixilate
Pressure
Stench
Blizzard
Wonder Skin
Intimidate
Flash Fire
Chlorophyll
Unnerve
Magma Armor
Multitype
Wonder Guard
Gale Wings
Magic Guard
Sap Sipper
Water Absorb
Defiant
Swarm
Flame Body
Run Away
Cute Charm
Own Tempo
Guts
Overgrow
Clear Body
Marvel Scale
Super Luck
Pickup
Adaptability
Limber
Swift Swim
Synchronize
Water Veil
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pena list-of 10 "fictional languages" | uniqnosort
Tolkien's Elvish languages
Klingon
Dothraki
High Valyrian
Tholian
Gamorrean
Elvish
Huttese
Weyoun 4
Ewokese
Galactic Basic
Gobbledegook
Hobbit
Phoenician
Wookiee
Navajo
Tolkien's Gnomish language
Esperanto
Elven
Klingonese
Na'vi
Romulan
Basic
Romanian
Kabyle
Pirate
Vulcan.
Lingo
Elcor
Kigali
Gargleblaster
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pena -u list-of 10 "natural disasters" | uniqnosort
Earthquakes
Cyclones
Floods
Tornadoes
Volcanic eruptions
Hurricanes
Tsunamis
Tidal waves
Forest fires
Heatwaves
Hurricane
Earthquake
Tornado
Volcano
Landslide
Flood
Forest fire
Tsunami
Thunderstorm
Sandstorm
Epidemic
Fire
Meteorite
Plague
Stinging Insect
Cyclone
Storm
Tidal Wave
Avalanche
Typhoon
Volcanic Eruption
Wildfire
Blizzard
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pena -u list-of 10 "dangerous animals" | uniqnosort
Crocodile
Snakes
Tiger
Eagle
Shark
Elephant
Polar Bear
Hippopotamus
Asp
Elephant Seal
Polar Bears
Tiger Sharks
Box Jelly Fish
Great White Sharks
Crocodiles
Elephants
Eagles
Manta Rays
Sharks
Inland Taipan
Blue Ringed Octopus
Black Mamba
Great White Shark
Cape Cobra
Mako Shark
Saltwater Crocodile
Cape Hunting Dog
Camel Spider
Lemon Shark
Moth
Scorpion
Rhinoceros
Lion
Jaguar
Spider
Bear
Biting louse
Boomslang
Black mamba
Blacktip shark
Box jellyfish
Brown recluse spider
Stonefish
Taipan
Tsetse fly
Whip snake
Binturong
Budgerigar
Baby Hippo
Baby Elephant
Baby Giraffe
Baby Seal
Baby Elephant Seal
Baby Orangutan
Baby Sea Otter
Baby Walrus
Baby Dolphin
Baby Owl
Baby Koala
Baby Penguin
Baby Sloth
Baby Puffin
Baby Hedgehog
Baby Pigeon
Alpaca
Armadillo
Alpine Dachsbracke
Axolotl
Elephant
American Alligator
Badger
Bat-eared Fox
Capybara
Kitten
Kangaroo
Koala
Kiwi
Kinkajou
Kakapo
Koalas
Kookaburra
Eskimo Curlew
Emu
Echidna
Elk
Eland
Elephant Seal
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pena -u list-of 10 "military operations"
Operation Overlord
Operation Sea Lion
Operation Downfall
Operation Barbarossa
Operation Market Garden
Operation Overload
Operation Cobra
Operation Bagration
Operation Dragoon
Operation Mincemeat
Operation Overlord
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Downfall
Operation Starvation
Operation Sealion
Operation Dragoon
Operation Overlord
Operation Barbarossa
Operation Swift Sword
Operation Chastise
Operation Iraqi Freedom
Operation Enduring Freedom
Operation Allied Force
Operation Allied Protector
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Desert Shield
Operation Desert Fox
Operation Desert Sabre
Operation Desert Shield
Operation Granby
Operation Intruder
Operation Cobra
Operation Desert Fox
Operation Desert Shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Desert Sabre
Operation Desert Strike
Operation Enduring Freedom
Operation Iraqi Freedom
Operation Junction City
Operation Starvation
Operation Deliverance
Operation Enduring Freedom
Operation Overlord
Operation Foxley
Operation Chromite
Operation Iron Falcon
Operation Crossbow
Operation Chastise
Operation Dynamo
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pena -u list-of 10 "nazi battalions"
Nederland
Norwegen
Nordland
Norwegisches
NiederlÀndische
Niederlande
NiederlÀndischen
Niedersachsen
NiedersÀchsische
Nordost
Neltume Battalion
Nordland Regiment
Nachtigall Battalion
Nederland Brigade
Nachtjager Reconnaissance Battalion
Nordland SS-Panzer Battalion
Neuhammer Company
Nordland Supply Battalion
Norwegische MilitÀrbefeh
Legion Niepce
Afrika Korps
Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler
Totenkopf
Das Reich
Polizei
Wiking
Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler
Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler
Leibstandarte SS
Schutzstaffel
Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler
SS-TotenkopfverbÀnde
SS-Polizei Division
SS-FĂŒhrungshauptamt
SS-Wirtschafts-Verwaltungshaupt
1st SS Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler
3rd SS Division Totenkopf
10th SS Panzer Division Frundsberg
12th SS Panzer Division Hitlerjugend
1st SS Division Das Reich
2nd SS Division Das Reich
3rd SS
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pena list-of 10 "fictional continents"
The Americas
Atlantis
Pangea
Midgard
Mundus
Tamriel
Korriban
Narnia
Svartalfheim
Lemuria
Arda
Atlantis
Avalon
Arabia
Antarctica
Antipodea
Amazonia
Atlantica
Eden
Xanadu
Zarkandar
Xanadul
Sollasia
Gondwanaland
Kubo-Gakai
Pangaea
Lemuria
Atlantis
Terraria
Avalon
R'lyeh
Xanthu
The Lone
Anarres
Amazonia
Atlantis
Pangaea
Lemuria
Pangea
Avalon
Avalon
Atlas
Atlantis
Avalon
Atlas
Agartha
Antarctica
Xanadu
Zanadu
Xanadon
Xanadana
Zanadana
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pena list-of 10 "sci-fi novels" | uniqnosort
Brave New World
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Stranger in a Strange Land
1984
Ender's Game
The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
The Forever War
Fahrenheit 451
Starship Troopers
Logan's Run
The order changed when
Foundation
Gödel
Escher
Bach
Pascal
Spacetime Emergence
Bastard
Miles
The Martian
The Wizardry Compiled
The Mote in God's Eye
Eon
Eleanor Rigby
The End of Eternity
Einstein's Bridge
Assemblers of Infinity
The Eternal Flame
The Scarab in the Sand
Fuzzy Sapiens
The Stars My Destination
Earth Abides
Rendezvous with Rama
The Fifth Element
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
The Dispossessed
Ishmael
The Hitchhiker
Earth is Room Enough
The War of the Worlds
The Demolished Man
The Caves of Steel
The Stars in Their Courses
The Shrinking Man
The Time Machine
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pena list-of 10 "ugliest animals" | uniqnosort
Elephant Seal
New Zealand Fur Seal
Bearded Pig
Porpoise
Rhinoceros
Walrus
Orangutan
Platypus
Armadillo
Pangolin
Goblin Shark
Bushbaby
Capybara
Coypu
Coelacanth
Coati
Cephalopod
Aardvark
Ankole-Watusi
Anteater
Armadillidium
Aye-aye
Naked mole-rat
Star-nosed mole
Siamang
Pig-nosed turtle
Marabou stork
Mola mola
Miyazaki Turtle
Mediterranean mussel
Mole cricket
Mudskipper
Echidna
Eland
Emu
Ermine
Eye-ringed Parakeet
Exocet Missile
Eyelash Viper
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pena list-of 10 "most disgusting foods" | uniqnosort
Raw Liver
Raw Horseflesh
Jujube
Muktuk
The Black Pudding
Haggis
Bubble and Squeak
Fugu
Balut
Hakarl
Fugu Fish
Bamboo Worms
Horsemeat
HĂĄkarl
Stingray
Mopane Worms
Fried Tarantula
Beef Heart
Canned dog
Escargot
Coca-ColaÂź
Bubble tea
Beer
Burger KingÂź
H. Pylori
Haggis Pizza
Haggis Pop TartÂź
Kopi Luwak
Scorpion
Casu Marzu
Artisanal Haggis
Stinkheads
Tuna Eyeball
Surströmming
Stinky Tofu
Eel
Fermented shark
Goose liver
Gut soup
Head cheese
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pena list-of 10 "fictional appliances" | uniqnosort
DangerMouse
DarthVader
Doug
Dinosaure
Doraemon
Dalek
Dexter
Doc Brown
Daffy Duck
Darth Maul
Astro-Fruit-Juicer
Daffy-Donut-Oven
Fruit-Blender
Can-Oven
Jam-O-Matic
Soda-Machine
Donut-Oven
Fruit-Bl
Deep Fryer
Microwave
Toaster
Vacuum Cleaner
Washing Machine
Air Conditioner
Fire Extinguisher
Floor Polisher
Refrigerator
Clothes Dryer
Smeg Fridge
Mr.Bean's Washing Machine
Star Trek's Replicators
Back to the Future's Delorean
The Jetsons' Hovercraft
Homer's Toaster
Homer Simpson's Beer-can-telephone
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Nanobot
G-Machine
Doombot
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pena list-of 10 "fictional objects" | uniqnosort
The One Ring
The Philosopher's Stone
The Flying Dutchman
Babel Fish
Death Star
The Forbidden Fruit
The Spear of Longinus
The Ark of the Covenant
The Ark
The Holy Grail
Kryptonite
Red October
Beetle
Blimp
X-Wing
Stormtrooper uniform
Flux Capacitor
Flying car
Spaceship
Longinus Spear
Dark Crystal
Doomsday machine
Morty's helmet
Disney's Aladdin
Sonic Screwdriver
Doctor Who's TARDIS
Red Dwarf
God's Hammer
The L.A. Guns
Battlestar Galactica
Light saber
Tardis
Time Machine
Locket
Ring
Portal
Ship
Goblet of Fire
Hoverboard
Wand
Arkenstone
Obsidian Goblet
Ring of Power
PalantĂ­r
Sting
Hobbit Crossbow
Galadriel's Mirror
Hobbit-hole
Ent Draught
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pena list-of 10 "magic powers" | uniqnosort
Healing
Levitation
Necromancy
Invulnerability
Invisibility
Resistance to Magic
Super Strength
Precognition
Control of the Weather
Master of All Elemental Magic
resurrection
stealth
invisibility
telepathy
flying
super speed
levitation
telekinesis
super strength
clairvoyance
Control Fire
Control Water
Walking through walls
Teleportation
Flying
Telekinesis
Pyrokinesis
Conjuring
mind reading
predicting the future
teleportation
time travel
healing
matter transformation
nephalem power
Magic
Flight
Absorption
Intangibility
Ability to Control the Element of Fire
Transmutation
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pena list-of 30 "onomatopoeia" | uniqnosort
Tap
Slap
Smack
Crunch
Chomp
Shhh
Ouch
Bzzzz
Boom
Crash
Quack
Splash
Sizzle
Hiss
Zip
Zap
Buzz
Growl
Screech
Burp
R
Bling
Biff
Blurt
Bark
Bla-Bla
Bing
Bam
Bang
Blort
Biss
Kerplop
Kreef
Klick
Klong
Klunk
Klopp
Klok
Kloo
Klonk
Klop
K
Klingon
Ee-aw
Brrrrrrrr
Tarrah
Zing
Dink
Boing
Sproing
Zork
Dum-dum
Ding
Wallop
Thud
Jab
Ker-thunk
Gleeble-glurk
Plop
Ahem
Flump
Plank
Rattle
Fshhhh
Crunnch
Sputter
Flub
Splort
Grarr
Aaaaaah